Friday, August 28, 2009

Toylogy for Dummies

First of all..do you have a toy??? supposingly...you will thought of Toys when we are still in childhood time..!! ^^ but for Girls like us at the age of early 20s doesnt not play barbie anymore mydear...... we play Toys!! living toys! who does has feelings!.. :) hehehehehe...
These toys can be stubborn, adorable, cute, lingering, a kind one, NOTTY ones (like mine ><"), good, too good, complicated, irressistable, weird, funny, sweet, sensual, and what so ever la....just that they are really cute and adorable and notty which makes you wanna torture them LIFELY! hahahaha...

Less words...Less talk..Less crap..may we proceed to the ultimate toylogy for dummies:-


Lesson 1
+ Present your Toy a Torturelogy. You must be wondering...........................................

smack him???

hit him....????

pinch him....????

fight..?????

hmmmmmmm....no no no no..!



What you should do is......... Spam his FB's wall, fill up his page with your face!!
he will get annoyed and got suffocated*evil smile* kekeke.. ...
FB is such a declaring place. dont you agree?? no privacy pun...><" there's "highlights" "notifications" "updates"...."tags" and so much more..Fuck man...!!
B.T.W...babytoy i know you likes it. hehehehehehehehehehehe

But one thing...you wouldnt wants him to hates you right?? so dont get too over.....
Just spam whatever you like. love quotes. i miss you quotes. sweetlove quotes...n so on.
You can get them here.^^v *peace*


Introducing to you an example:-
my *SPAMMING* towards my BabyToy!



I spammed babytoy like almost 20+++ posts. which I fills babytoy's page till no one else face but mines!! hehehe....


see!!! proven!!! my face only! hahahahaha...


scrolling down...here comes my FACE again.!! huhu



and finally babytoy response to my spam. and babytoy is kinda MAD. Oops...sorry babytoy! I didnt mean to do that. *puppy eyes* I just cant resist to ""sayang"" you by spamming your wall.!! ^^v
babytoy was like so so so mad. hehehehe...
In conclusion, mission completed! The investigation on Torture using FB is successfully completed and it can be officially calls "Torturelogy"!






Noted: Once you investigates something that name will be added "logy". eg: if you investigates social. it is call sociology! ^^ and here I officially introduce to you all TORTURELOGY!

ps: he is a Toy, a Toy which i likes to play alot.

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